Has anyone been to the supermarket recently? Did you see a gondola end stacked with powdered potato? No you didn't because powdered potato, while it makes pretty good mash, is nowhere in the modern cookery lexicon. It's brief spell in the sun came in the 1970s, before fading from popular consciousness, presumably now forever. The product itself is not bad.
In fact recently on the wife and my big cycle trip we ate quite a lot of it. It is cheap, relatively calorific (a good thing) and easy to transport dry. Ideal for cycle touring. Aside from that however, it is also very good at making a tasty mashed potato product, almost indistinguishable from that made fresh. I just checked with the Mrs and she backed me up, saying “I could tell, but I wouldn't grumble [if I ate it again].”
So why, dear reader has this happened? Now I am not going to tell you that the actions of the entire population of the UK over the last 30 years in eschewing freeze dried potato are down to John Webster (peace be upon him) and his magnum opus “Smash Martians”, but it could be argued that it mis-read the attitude of the time, which had negative long term implications for the fortunes of the brand .
Think back my friends to 1974, the OPEC oil crisis had just ravaged the world economy, half of the country is on a three day week. The nation is collectively thinking about the need to get back to the important things of life. John Seymour, author of the Fat of the Land and The Complete Guide to Self Sufficiency is coming to the public attention on his smalholding, and we are a couple of years before the debut of the Good Life on television.The Smash Martians was doubtless a great ad in capturing the public attention. Webster (pbuh) had a unique knack of creating catchy communications that entered the consciousness of ordinary people. The campaign itself formed a light moment in a dreary decade, and the ad ran for eight years, and has repeatedly been voted the industry's and people's favourite. So why are we all not eating Smash with our dinner?
My humble assertion is that maybe the aliens had excessive focus on the space age features of the food, doubtless inspired by the recent moon shot, misjudged the opportunity to become a meme with the potential for long term relevance and life.
Of course as an account man, and an enemy of all Good Work, that is what I would say. However the end result is still fairly conclusive. Once the ads stopped running priming people to sales, what was left with the brand focused too much on a cold, hard, technological focus on the process of creating Smash, rather than the earthy smell of the soil and the life giving goodness of the potato. The brand has disappeared into irrelevance as a consequence.
