There is an election brewing in Chile.
I am not 100% on when it is going to be, probably in the next couple
of weeks, but if my review of election advertising is anything to go
by, a bloke called Pinera is going to romp home into the presidency.
This is even despite the fact one of his ever present posters fell
off a lamp post and brained some poor passing girl. The Carabinieri
were taking notes and looking good in their shades as we passed by
and the girl held a hanky to her bleeding head. The way the
communications are handled out there is completely at odds with how
we would do it at home so it has been really interesting to tour the
country while this is going on.
There are five main candidates as far
as I can tell
- Arrate – at least 80 and looks every
day of it. Possibly a communist.
- Frei – he's got a good logo. Looks a
bit evil. Kisses babies. Expect he will come second
- Pinera – just like the Samurai who
can tell the arrow will hit before the bow string leaves his hand,
Pinera has won and he knows it.
- An early middle age guy who is trying
to grow a beard. I think I may have actually walked past him in
Santiago. He had a minder and was wearing shades. 5% of the vote max.
- Some young bloke just out of school by
the looks of things (only saw him on the last day), maybe going for
the tween vote. Lustrous hair just like a boyband.
The whole thing seems almost entirely personality based. Every
single ad is a variation on a head and shoulders shot of the
candidate, their logo and possibly also their campaign slogan, which
is invariably something terribly general like “together a better
society” or "national renewal". However for the most part they don't even bother with
that, and I'm sure it's not because they have a particularly moody
art director on the project.
So there are posters of people's faces
up everywhere and names painted up on the walls all over the town and countryside. I suspect it is something to do with building
familiarity as without a clear two party system, I imagine elections
are based around lots of different people you have never heard of. If
you can be the name most familiar to people as the enter the polling
booth you are likely to get an 'x'.
I couldn't quite work out if there were
a lot of celebrity endorsements going on, at least they looked like
they could be celebrities. One of them, who seemed to be everywhere
it turned out was the reigning president, who is legally barred from
standing again, as 4 years is now the maximum term. She seemed to be
supporting everyone who was standing as deputy.
Very strange. Also, there must be a
really confusing mix of party affiliations, Pinera in particular has
got his mug up with all sorts of different candidates. I wonder if it
is the political version of Intel advertising where he pays for part
of the ads as long as his face can go up there. Pinera clearly
spending a fortune which more than anything else suggests to me that
he's going to win. I guess with politics more than anything you end
up in a virtuous or vicious circle: people think you're going to win,
so you get more funding, so you run more ads and do more promotions,
so people think you're going to win...
I just checked, the election is on the
13th December. I will post an update with the final
results...